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If you are a Survivor fan and enjoy making fun of people, you're in the best website ever created for that exact purpose.
Each week, I write a summary for the show that includes an indepth analysis of all the obvious mistakes, worthless efforts, abnormal behaviors, and stupid comments of the contestants. Jeff Probst is somewhat safe because I want to be on the show!
WARNING: Before reading this page, tell your doctor about your medical conditions and all medications, and ask if you're healthy enough for reading activity. Don't read this website if you take nitrates for chest pain as this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. Don't drink alcohol in excess while reading this website. Side effects may include headaches, upset stomach, delayed back ache, or muscle ache. To avoid long term injury, seek emergency medical help if you experience priapism, an erection lasting more than four hours. If you have any sudden decrease in vision, stop reading this website and call your doctor right away. Some things take time. You can read it. Survivor Satire. When the moment is right, will you be ready?
This is a politically incorrect website. Ideas flow from my brain like sugar out of its bag on the back seat of my car. The sarcasm and humor in these pages may offend you, so read at your own risk. My commentary is based on what I see in the show, and about anything else I feel like writing.
I have also included many other funny things that have nothing to do with Survivor, but you might enjoy reading anyway. Check out each of the other five main pages along with all the sub-pages, and you'll be glad you did.
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