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Words of Wisdom:

  1. If your grades don't improve, you can always join the army.
  2. If you don't have something funny to say, shut up.
  3. If you ever want a teaching job, you'll have to kill somebody or get somebody pregnant.
  4. If you don't go to college, you can start earning a living right away.
  5. If it doesn't kill you, it will only make you stronger. 
  6. A real man takes no shit from a woman.  (This is theoretical and has yet to be put into practice.)

My Dad only said three of these things.  I'll let you wonder which ones.  I'll give you a hint:  He's a real good guy.