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Words of Wisdom:
- If your grades don't improve, you can always join the army.
- If you don't have something funny to say, shut up.
- If you ever want a teaching job, you'll have to kill somebody or get somebody pregnant.
- If you don't go to college, you can start earning a living right away.
- If it doesn't kill you, it will only make you stronger.
- A real man takes no shit from a woman. (This is theoretical and has yet to be put into practice.)
My Dad only said three of these things. I'll let you wonder which ones. I'll give you a hint: He's a real good guy.
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