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For this page, I have selected some quotes that I think have played an important part in shaping the person I am today.  Some have no impact on my life, I just needed material.

  1. "If you don't lie, you never have to remember what you said."  This has had a profound impact on my life because now I go through a lot of tablets writing down all my lies.
  2. "Never give up, never ever give up!"  Winston Churchhill said those words.  I think there was more to this quote, but I gave up trying to remember it.
  3. "When it's all said and done, there's a lot more said than done."  I've said enough I'm done.