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My favorite position is when I'm behind in a close game.  It doesn't matter what sport.  I like the pressure, and I love the thrill of winning after being down.  If you thought My Favorite Position was about something else, get your mind out of the gutter...sinner!
I'm always close in Golf...close behind a tree!