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Are you bored and need something to read?

        I have included eleven earlier episodes.  Just click on their page names listed on the Survivor Archives link.  I used to write these on Friday mornings.  If anyone important is reading this, I went to work very early, and I was finished by the start of normal teaching times. 

        Writing these summaries all started because I got in a Survivor pool and someone wanted to place a wager.  I didn't know who would win, so I gave simple reasons why everyone but my person would lose.  After the first show, I followed up on my comments and began a weekly summary.  Now, the paparazi are beating down my door to get a glimpse of me.  Actually, the only people beating down my door are Girlscouts peddling Thin Mints and Trefoils.  I was cleaning out my freezer the other day and found a box of Thin Mints with an expiration date of May 1998.  Don't believe everything you read.  They tasted great!