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Funniest Things My Kid Said:
He's only four so I don't have many yet. Actually, he has said many funny things, but I don't want his humor to eclipse my weekly attemps to make people laugh, so I'm keeping his list short.
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- My three year old son wanted some peanut M&M's one night. Who can blame him? I told him he wasn't allowed because he didn't eat all of his dinner. He started screaming, "I want my M&M's!" I said, "If you don't stop, I'm going to smack you." He said, "Daddy, you can smack me, but I still want my M&M's" (If any Child Services freaks are reading this, I never smacked him!) I was laughing too hard.
- One day I was outside working in the yard with my son...I was working outside, and he was talking to some birds. He said, "I'm going to blow you away!" I thought what in the world is my wife letting him watch during the day? Scarface? I turned, and he was trying to blow them away as if they were a bunch of birthday candles.
- We were drawing on the driveway with chalk, and my son asked me do draw a Daddy. I asked how do I draw a Daddy. He said, "First, make a big mouth."
- When my son was four, I asked him what he wanted for Christmas. He said, "A weapon."
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