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It is Acceptable for Men to Dance If:

 
  1. They are standing on hot coals.
  2. They are drunk at a funeral, I mean wedding.
  3. Yosemite Sam is pointing his revolver at their feet and says, "Dance varmint dance!"
  4. It is an essential element in a plan to pick up a chick.  When I say essential element, I mean like hydrogen is to water.
  5. The Steelers win the Super Bowl, or the Pirates win the World Series, or the Penguins win the Stanley Cup.
  6. Your precious 2-year old daughter wants you do dance the "Hot Diggety Dog" dance at the end of Mickey's Clubhouse.  I'm just trying to cover myself with that one.  By the way, no other men can be present.
  7. It is dancing in the sheets, in the dark, or any horizontal position.
  8. You're on stage with a naked girl and a pole.