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Things People Should Really, Really Do:
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I don't like to tell people what to do because...well, actually I do. So, here are some things that people should or shouldn't do. They may not make the world a better place, but they would make me happier. That's got to be worth something.
Take the Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker off your car. Don't drive slower than me. When I stand at a sporting event, you can stand. When I sit, sit your ass down! Speaking of standing, if you only go to church twice a year for Christmas and Easter, and there aren't enough chairs, you should stand, not me! Look at themselves in the mirror before taking off too much clothing at the beach.
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