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These are things that make you scratch your head only to realize you have dandruff. At least they do for me.
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- Do banks buy really cheap pens or does attaching a pen to a chain cause it to not work?
- In movies, why can people get computers to do anything, in any situation, regardless of programs or compatibility, yet I can't install Reader Rabbit for my son?
- Why does everything I get for free cost me money?
- In Heaven, how low are you on the totem pole to be the Angel of Death?
- Saint Lucy is the Patron Saint of Vision and Saint Anthony is the Patron Saint of Lost things. Who do you pray to if you lose your vision?
- Why doesn't Major League Baseball have revenue sharing? I'm tired of the Pirates sucking every year.
- Why are people so adamant about drinking bottled water yet swim in urine filled swimming pools.
- Why are people always late for church or work, but never late for a movie or a golf tee time?
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