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These are things that make you scratch your head only to realize you have dandruff.  At least they do for me.
  1. Do banks buy really cheap pens or does attaching a pen to a chain cause it to not work?
  2. In movies, why can people get computers to do anything, in any situation, regardless of programs or compatibility, yet I can't install Reader Rabbit for my son?
  3. Why does everything I get for free cost me money?
  4. In Heaven, how low are you on the totem pole to be the Angel of Death?
  5. Saint Lucy is the Patron Saint of Vision and Saint Anthony is the Patron Saint of Lost things.  Who do you pray to if you lose your vision?
  6. Why doesn't Major League Baseball have revenue sharing?  I'm tired of the Pirates sucking every year.
  7. Why are people so adamant about drinking bottled water yet swim in urine filled swimming pools.
  8. Why are people always late for church or work, but never late for a movie or a golf tee time?